Did you know that 78.24% of statistics are manually removed from the rectum of the source person or persons by said person or persons strictly for the purpose of deflecting attention away from the fact that the source person or persons usually closely resemble the source? I.e, like water, shit finds its own level.
Actually, this is a test of the “asides” section.
That is hilarious. Good choice of “testing methods” for the asides section- I will definitely check back for future posts.